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whatshouldwecallme:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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tw6w:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

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memewhore:

I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake… 

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The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

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pokemoncolosseum:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe 

neither can her toes

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